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The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet.
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And so the final lesson is Never leave food in the fridge.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
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How I mine for fish?
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence?
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Well, just start killing Bothans. I'll tell you when to stop.
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Come back when it's a catastrophe.
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Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF;
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
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Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
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A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
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All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
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I've told you a million times stop exaggerating!
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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He who borrows sells his freedom.
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When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
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Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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668: The Neighbour of the Beast
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
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Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
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Save the whales: collect the whole set!
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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One tequila two tequila three tequila floor
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I'm not anti social, society is anti me.
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I hate everybody...and you're next.
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Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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You say "Psycho" like its a bad thing.
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School prepares you for the real world which also sucks.
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I'm bad with names can i just call you arsehole?
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I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.
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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
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I love animals... They're delicious!
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Don't Judge Me Based On Your Ignorance.
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I used to have super-human powers, but my pschiatrist took them away.
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HAM AND EGGS: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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If you could read my mind you wouldn't be smiling.
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Parachute for sale: Used only once, never opened, small stain.
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Smile... it confuses people.
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I once owned a pet rock, but it ran away.
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Don't go to sleep angry! Stay up and plot your REVENGE!
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Procrastinate...Now!
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Do I look like a pleasant individual to you?
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I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience.
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One by One the Pixies stole my Sanity.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Duct tape is silver, silence is golden.
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Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
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He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Be nice to your sister, someday you might need an alibi.
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Normal people scare me.
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Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
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I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.
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Wales.... where the men are men and the sheep are frightened.
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When they ask how I died, tell them: still angry.
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If You're going to be involved, you might as well have the big guns.
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The human eye is a wonderful device. With a little effort, it can fail to see even the most glaring injustice.
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If you want to lose a fight, talk about it first.
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Sam: Gee, I don't know anyone who could harm helpless kittens.
Max: Here, let me.
Max: Here, let me.
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Hudson: [frantic] What are ya, crazy man? What kind of sick lunatic would volunteer to do that?
Max: [excited] OOH! PICK ME! OOH! ME! OOOOH!
Max: [excited] OOH! PICK ME! OOH! ME! OOOOH!
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Sam: The path of violence can never lead to harmony.
Max: Now you're just being ridiculous.
Max: Now you're just being ridiculous.
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There are many forms of bliss, and most of them are more satisfying than ignorance.
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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
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We don\'t sing about broken hearts, we sing about breaking faces!
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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
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Never kick a man unless he’s down.
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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
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Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
